500daysofsassy:

500daysoffuckyou:

EXCUSE ME BUT IT’S 2012 AND THERE’S STILL NOT AN OPTION TO HIGHLIGHT TEXT THAT’S IN ALL CAPS AND CHANGE IT TO LOWERCASE OR VICE VERSA AND IM SORRY BUT THAT’S BULLSHIT

welcome to the new age

Oh, that’s a rubbish title, forget that title.

OKAY AMERICA TIME TO LISTEN THE FUCK UP

fancycake:

I’M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M BAGGING YOUR HEAD

HERE GOES

THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A BAG

“OMG HOLY SHIT BUT HOW DO YOU POUR IT WHERE GOES MILK HOW MILK IN MOUTH” SAYS THE AMERICAN

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LISTEN

THIS IS WHAT IS INSIDE THAT BIG BAG

THREE LITTLE BAGS THAT LOOK LIKE THIS

WOW HOLY SHIT RIGHT

THE EXTRA BAGS GO IN THIS IF YOU WANT:

AND THEN ONE OF THOSE BAGS GOES IN SOMETHING THAT LOOKS LIKE THIS:

OH MAN OH MAN IS THIS FREAKING YOU OUT YET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DO

WELL I’LL FUCKING TELL YOU

YOU’RE GONNA CUT THE TIP OFF THE BAG LIKE YOU SEE UP THERE

WITH SCISSORS OR A KNIFE IF YOU’RE IMPATIENT (BUT THAT SHIT DOESN’T WORK WELL AND IT TEARS FUNNY) OR, IF YA REAL FANCY, ONE OF THESE:

ANYWAYS NOW YOUR MILK IS READY TO POUR

READY

WAIT FOR IT

OH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING

HOW IS THAT MILK GETTING INTO THAT GLASS????

SHIT IS THAT MAGIC?!?!?!

NO THAT’S CANADA

YOU’RE FUCKING WELCOME

city-wall:

aziraphaleisineffable:

IF YOU’RE EVER SAD

SAY ‘TEEHEE’ IN A REALLY DEEP, MANLY VOICE.

OH MY GOD

joshifer-lawtcherson:

guys

but catching fire

is actually filming

catching fire

is actually filming

catching fire

is actually filming

CATCHING FIRE

IS ACTUALLY FILMING